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TrueIce
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:10 am

Out pops an Academic Dismissal sheet



Insert Really good excuse


Ps machine in now accepting I.O.U.s
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Onmitsu
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:12 am

Nice Trey's truck pops out.

Insert Atrey's Ice Climbers.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:40 pm

You get an ice turd.

Insert I.O.U
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:47 pm

The machine slaps you for being pour.

Insert 5 pesos.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:58 pm

Chalupas!

Inserts a bouncy ball
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:34 am

Geoffery the giraffe from toys r us sticks his head out and says " low low prices! we..." and then someone decapitates him with a machete.

insert walmart push up bra.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sat Nov 08, 2008 9:06 am

Out pops Marge, the wal-mart greeter!

Inserts 2 quarters.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:40 am

machine pukes

insert 10k gp
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:30 pm

The Sword of 1000 Truths

Insert a Gears of War 2 disk.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:15 pm

WHOA!! COLE TRAIN BABY!!

Inserts a quarter with a string on it
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:11 am

Machine cuts string before you can pull and says "HAH BITCH!"

Inserts Taco Bell reciept.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:08 am

The machine has a case of explosive diarrhea.

Insert a bucket of Lysol.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:27 am

A pulsating tumor falls out.

Insert a dog collar.

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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:40 am

Barking and whining emit from the machine before it spits out a wiener dog.

Insert dangle scales.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:42 pm

out comes dangle cookies. WTF I HAVENO CLUE WTF THOSE ARE.

Inserts a Magnum Flashlight
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:39 pm

out comes samus chargin' her lazors!

insert Austin
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:08 am

Thirty years pass as it works out creepy pedophile Austin, the Michael Jackson wanna be.

Insert furrie porno pictures.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:11 am

Out pops Sek



Inserts doggy's glasses
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:37 pm

*Watches the vending machine walk into a wall*. -Hmm, I really am blind as fuck.

Inserts Jeff's $5 bill.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:00 pm

Dogy comes out losing a money match.

Insert food stamps.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:46 am

Hey, we gotta have some currency to put Barack on!

Inserts a blank cd.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:20 am

Machine spits back out with every lame boy band song ever formulated by the record companies.

Insert baseball bat. *most of the time I just look around me and find the most eye catching thing*
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:22 pm

machine spits out a George Bush clone

insert 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 pies
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:27 pm

The machine spits out a stick of dynamite, the fuse lit.

Insert American Indian dream catcher.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:56 pm

out comes a ball of yarn and some beads.

Inserts a used copy of the 2003 almanac
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