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Dave the Runt
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:41 am

Machine spits out a fire poker.

Insert lmae high school musical pajamas.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:12 pm

Out comes a lighter to light that shit on fire.

Inserts a stick of freedent gum.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:57 am

The Doublemint twins pop out screamin obcenities about Freedent sucks balls.

Insert Dr.Phil.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:01 pm

The machine starts speaking in an obscenely southern accent while simultaneously pummeling passerbys with copies of "how to be a fake doctor" and other miscellaneous self help books.

Insert Akinator: the web genius.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:18 pm

The machine spits out a mentally challenged, terribly inbred cat with mange.

Insert crappy Alltell cell phone.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:01 pm

*Vending Machine flashes 0 bars* Dropped call, awwwwwww.

-Inserts a pair of dirty socks.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:12 pm

Out pops A-Trey looking for his three week without a wash, stand alone(literally) gym socks.

Insert Nice Trey.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:06 am

An Auburn hat a pair of glasses and a long story about his conception...



Insert Dogysaimch's controller
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:53 am

Dogy pops out saying "Who the fuck took my controller!?"

Insert leftover blonde hair dye.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:32 pm

Brittney Spears pops out saying "Who the fuck took my hair?"



Insert several Kung-fu Movies
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:17 pm

Jacki Chan's fist pops out and punches you in the forehead.



insert coffee ice cream.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:07 am

out comes puke. -- Come on, coffee ice cream? --

Inserts a copy of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:46 am

Get a soul.

Insert copy of Loud John.

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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:50 am

Get A ticket for noise pollution


Insert 80 cell phones
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:57 am

get 80 minutes

insert some birthing hips

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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:23 pm

Machine spits out a cabbage patch doll.

Insert heating pad
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:30 pm

Receives Ring of Friendship.

Insert Ring Box.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:01 pm

Ring box fails to fit in slot. Machine explodes.

Crams a burnt and tattered copy of Twilight into the twisted metal.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:39 am

Machine spits out glitter bombs.

Insert copy of Yuyu Hakusho reruns.
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