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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:18 pm

It's RAMBO!

Inserts japanese textbook
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:19 pm

Hentai pops out.

Insert a katana.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:20 pm

Out pops a collection of anime



Inserts Deck of playing cards
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:22 pm

out pops a Yu-Gi-Oh GX dvd collection

Inserts WoW Wrath of the Lich King Beta invite
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:23 pm

Chris Ferguson pops his head out of the hole.
"Seven Deuce offsuit? No problem for Jesus"

___

*fishes around in his pocket*

Ah hah.

-Inserts a Pure Pwange DVD-
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:24 pm

Dogy, insert something.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:26 pm

A NC-17 sticker pops out



Inserts a copy of doggy vs Bagel video
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:32 pm

a large blinking FAILURE sign is spewed out

...hmmm...

inserts 3 quarters
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:34 pm

Out pops 5 dimes 4 nickels and 5 pennies



Inserts a three dollar bill
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:38 pm

out pops Bruce. queer as a three dollar bill indeed.

Inserts trey's laptop. maybe it'll download more RAM into it.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:39 pm

Out pops treys laptop which has in fact downloaded more RAM



Inserts matthews cadaver
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:13 pm

You get his glasses back and a hard cover copy of his Blasphemic Bible: The reverse edition.

Inserts I.O.U. Fuckin machine. *kicks*
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:33 pm

Machine returns I.O.U. "Not accepting at this time try again later"


Insert stupid Blasphemic Bible: The reverse edition
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:38 pm

The machine spits out KampfVerein. He says "Is this just going to turn into a vicious cycle of atheism jokes?"

Insert Flubber VHS
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:40 pm

Out pops robin Willams

Inserts a book of chuck norris jokes
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:41 pm

Chuck's chin-fist speeds out and knocks you into next thursday.

*insert 100 of those little bibles they hand out at darton*
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:45 am

You get a Jehovah witness in a pinstripe suit.

Insert Gogo green nail polish.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:46 pm

out come 3 black hookers.

Inserts a pure pwnage dvd (AGAIN)
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:54 pm

A copy og Mang0 (Doggy) vs Gerbil (Bagel)



Inserts 30 D&D books
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:01 pm

Out comes Neil with his WoW credit card.

Insert the 4th Hokage.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:04 pm

All you see is a yellow flash and the dead ninjas fall in front of you




Insert 3 dead ninjas
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:45 am

2 Pirates run by

Insert 2 pennies and a can of Air freshiner
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:49 am

Loud John's sock comes out a little fresher.

Insert a Darton ping pong paddle.
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:48 am

A slip with EPIC FAIL written on it pops out


Insert Windows vista
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PostSubject: Re: The Vending Machine   Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:08 am

out pops a couple of little bugs.


insert scantron with a bad grade
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